S and I have only been here for two weeks and we have already learned how to max out on free food on campus. Well, S has it mastered and I have become her less-ballsy apprentice.
Here are the rules of free food*:
1. Don’t be picky. You know the saying: beggars can’t be choosers.
2. Be shameless. S took a whole leftover pizza from one of our pre-med get-togethers yesterday. How? She asked the supervisor.
*Always food-mooch responsibly to avoid the potential side effects of obesity, endangered relationships, and starvation.